(photo by ed panar)

hey dogg, i see you creepin but you know i want to creep you! (not in a sexual way, that is disgusting.)

Long day at the office, right?? Everyone knows the kids hate cops, but come on. Look at that face. I would let you sniff me for illegal drugs I may or may not be trying to get on the Amtrak from DC to Baltimore any day of the week. And maybe, just maybe, if you deem me legal for travel I could interest you in a walk after? Its your call, madam policewoman. I salute you!

Am I dreaming? Am i really late to work on 4 hours sleep (again) just to find YOU waiting for me? What's that? You need me to pet you instead of writing this long-winded email? Oh, sure, I'd love to avoid this phone call for another 15 minutes and find you a chew toy. Please don't wake me; I've just died and gone to Doggy Heaven.

Oh Mr. Pugsley, not only are you cute as a button, but you make nutritious snacks AND you look like Dom Deluise!

People say a lot of bad things about the Queen of England: that she is a dusty figurehead, a money suck, a cold bitch. But come on, she's a QUEEN. She can do whatever she wants, and what does she do? She runs around with corgis all day. That's gotta count for something...

A wiener dog! I just want to put you on a bun, sprinkle some saurkraut all over ya and gobble you all up! But, I guess I'll just settle for a walk.

This guy only had one eye, but with it he looked deep into the depths of my soul and shone a light in all the darkness that was there. I promise I'll get up extra early and walk him everyday before school. Can we keep him?