Long day at the office, right?? Everyone knows the kids hate cops, but come on. Look at that face. I would let you sniff me for illegal drugs I may or may not be trying to get on the Amtrak from DC to Baltimore any day of the week. And maybe, just maybe, if you deem me legal for travel I could interest you in a walk after? Its your call, madam policewoman. I salute you!

Am I dreaming? Am i really late to work on 4 hours sleep (again) just to find YOU waiting for me? What's that? You need me to pet you instead of writing this long-winded email? Oh, sure, I'd love to avoid this phone call for another 15 minutes and find you a chew toy. Please don't wake me; I've just died and gone to Doggy Heaven.

Oh Mr. Pugsley, not only are you cute as a button, but you make nutritious snacks AND you look like Dom Deluise!

People say a lot of bad things about the Queen of England: that she is a dusty figurehead, a money suck, a cold bitch. But come on, she's a QUEEN. She can do whatever she wants, and what does she do? She runs around with corgis all day. That's gotta count for something...

A wiener dog! I just want to put you on a bun, sprinkle some saurkraut all over ya and gobble you all up! But, I guess I'll just settle for a walk.

This guy only had one eye, but with it he looked deep into the depths of my soul and shone a light in all the darkness that was there. I promise I'll get up extra early and walk him everyday before school. Can we keep him?

I wouldn't just walk this dog, I would dress up in a loincloth and cart him around in a miniature rickshaw until his tiny little inter-toe abscess was all better.

"Listen asshole, I might only be 2 feet tall, but if you even think of coming up here without some treats I will bite the shit out of your ankles."

kibbles and tits n' tits n' tits n' tits n' tits n' tits n' tits!

Kids these days, boy I'll tell you. What with their fast cars, Netflix instant, and crazy mohawks??! Get right out of town. Yeah, I said it, let's walk ourselves right out of this joint. Consider the punks upped! Definite walk.

Hey there pup, why the long face? Can't decide who's prettier, you, or the flowers. I can imagine who smells better though. What'dya say we turn that frown upside down. Let's go for a walk.

This little fella looks like his mama might have been into raccoons. This is the kind of pup you get your girlfriend when she starts talking about babies. He is twice as cute and would look hilarious in diapers. WOULD WALK.