I wouldn't just walk this dog, I would dress up in a loincloth and cart him around in a miniature rickshaw until his tiny little inter-toe abscess was all better.

"Listen asshole, I might only be 2 feet tall, but if you even think of coming up here without some treats I will bite the shit out of your ankles."

kibbles and tits n' tits n' tits n' tits n' tits n' tits n' tits!

Kids these days, boy I'll tell you. What with their fast cars, Netflix instant, and crazy mohawks??! Get right out of town. Yeah, I said it, let's walk ourselves right out of this joint. Consider the punks upped! Definite walk.

Hey there pup, why the long face? Can't decide who's prettier, you, or the flowers. I can imagine who smells better though. What'dya say we turn that frown upside down. Let's go for a walk.